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The Music of Chaos, Now Available!

Posted on February 2, 2011 by admin

I spent the weekend on yet another home improvement project.  Some people tithe at their local house of worship. We tithe at Home Depot and Lowes. Anyway, come Monday morning, I find that my debut novel, The Music of Chaos … Continue reading →

Posted in Dark Elves, Decadent Publishing, New Mexico, publishing, The Music of Chaos, Urban Fantasy, Vampires | 2 Comments

Like the Hippos in Fantasia, Not

Posted on December 14, 2010 by admin

Seriously?  This is fat? I’m referring to the recent uproar over a NY Times critic who took issue with a ballerina who deviated oh-so-slightly from the standard prepubescent girl body type. From where I’m standing, the only way to find … Continue reading →

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I’m Magical. I Made Food.

Posted on December 7, 2010 by admin

This is comic gold.  Especially for dog people. Packing all of your belongings into a U-Haul and then transporting them across several states is nearly as stressful and futile as trying to run away from lava in swim fins. Casa … Continue reading →

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Like a Dinosaur, But Stupider

Posted on November 30, 2010 by admin

When I grow up, I want to be a paleoartist.  The “when” in that equation being rather nebulous.  My mom and my husband have both been waiting years for any hint of maturity. But, if I were a betting person, … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Metal art, My art | 1 Comment

Nothing a Little Jack Daniels Won’t Cure

Posted on November 29, 2010 by admin

Monday after the Thanksgiving holiday and I’ve got nothin’.  So I figured I’d take a looksee at this blog’s accumulated comment spam.  Most spammers, of course, aren’t even trying.  In the comment approval window I find the usual suspects: links … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Spam I Am, Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Imponderables

Posted on November 3, 2010 by admin

Why is it, when you’re in a huge hurry, every steenkin’ traffic light is red? On the other hand, if you’ve just spilled something on the passenger seat, or worse yet, all over your lap, and you really need to … Continue reading →

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Writing with No Brakes

Posted on October 29, 2010 by admin

In which I embark on the adventure known as NaNoWriMo. I’m giving it a go.  November.  Thirty days and thirty nights of literary abandon. In other words, I’m going to try to crank out 50,000 words of mostly coherent story … Continue reading →

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Fifi, Is That You?

Posted on October 29, 2010 by admin

This is clearly a case of what happens when you give a dog access to the Internet. To ‘Your Retail Store’: Today I went into your store, and I was appalled and disgusted that you blasphemed Almighty God Jesus Christ … Continue reading →

Posted in Dogs, Humor, The Crazy is Strong | 1 Comment

Hot Tacos Sing Dick Cheney

Posted on October 19, 2010 by admin

Need proof of evolution?  Look no further than spam. (The virtual version, as the exact taxonomic classification for the edible kind remains a mystery to science.) For every innovation in spam filters, spammers evolve and adapt ways to get around … Continue reading →

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Read for a Cure

Posted on October 13, 2010 by admin

I doubt there’s anyone who hasn’t been impacted by cancer in some way.  Decadent Publishing, through their Read for a Cure program, is providing an easy way to indulge your love of reading and help fund cancer research through Relay … Continue reading →

Posted in Decadent Publishing, publishing, Read for a Cure | 1 Comment